Funny Food Quotes

Nalts sent me a link to a Reader’s Digest site that had 10 funny food quotes that I wanted to share with the readers.  I hope you enjoy them.

“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'”
— Yogi Berra

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”– Julia Child

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
— Calvin Trillin

“I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.”
— W.C. Fields

“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz

“The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. ”
— George Miller

“Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.”
— Fran Lebowitz

“Never eat more than you can lift. ”
— Miss Piggy

“A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.”
— P. J. O’Rourke

“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers

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